- Memorize your route. Your map can and will lie.
- Take the safest roads.
- Mountain passes shift between our world and another - do not leave your car when you are crossing a mountain pass.
- If you see something you believe to be a bear, do not photograph it.
- The snow does strange things to our eyes.
- Borders shift.
- Do not speak to anyone you meet further than a kilometer from the nearest building.
- Not everything that appears to be human is.
- You may eat at rest stops but leave as soon as possible. If there are no other guests there, leave immediately.
- Don’t listen to birdsongs for too long - they will start to tell you things you’d rather not hear.
- There are no shortcuts.
- Something is looking at you, but it is indifferent to your existence.
- The things beneath the soil would rather stay undisturbed. Don’t dig.
- Bring a mirror and a clear head.
- Leave all religious items at home. They will make a scent trail.
- There is a reason we fear wolves, but it isn’t the one you think.
- Do not touch scissors on the ground. Ever.
- The wind will bite you. Cover up.
- The longer you spend in the woods, the stranger the air gets.
- Stay calm.
- Never approach old houses.
- If there is mist on the ground, do not be afraid.
- Windmills are further away than they seem.
- Don’t look into lakes.
- Some farms don’t always exist. Don’t worry if you can’t find it on your return trip.
- Don’t drink slow-running river water. If you do, there will invariably be a dead animal upstream.
- Bridges are sacred places. Do not disrespect them.
- Avoid wetlands.
- There are no children out here, only false ones.
- If you suddenly get lost, stay very still.
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*2018 YEAR IN REVIEW*
Rules: answer the questions about your 2018 and tag some people!
Tagged by: the best, the cutest cactus @draemers
top 5 movies you watched in 2018:
1. Spider-man: into the spiderverse
2. love, Simon
And that's it. If we are talking new movies that I watched in the cinema. But I seriously can’t remember any other movies anyway.
top 5 tv shows you watched in 2018:
1. What’s wrong secretary Kim
2. Ossan’s love
3. The smile has left your eyes (I technically haven’t finished this yet cos I am avoiding the ending but shhynshhnshh)
4. Hana Kimi (boi this show was so good)
5. Kimi wa Petto (2017 version)
can you tell my Korean + Japanese drama obsession has been fighting through this year?
top 5 songs you listened to in 2018:
1. Her- drug restaurant
2. baby don’ t stop - NCT U
3. Siren- Sunmi
4. Just going far- the Novembers
5. Paparazzi- Radwimps
top 5 books you read in 2018:
1. The Wind-Up Bird Chronical - Haruki Murakami
2. The Secret History- Donna Tartt
3. Coin locker babies- Ryū Murakami
4. Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murakami
5. The yellow wallpaper- Charlot Perkins Gilman
5 good things that happened to you:
1. Visited Greece and sucked in some culture, art, and history all whilst being disgruntled that I couldn’t get drinks from the bar.
2. Visited wales as we do every year and hey my parents weren't all that awful for a week.
3. okay, I am really struggling here my life is super shit and 2018 was shit but I read some good books, listened to some good music and watched soppy romance shows to make me feel better.
I hope 2019 is a better year for all of us.
Since my two buds have already been tagged in this I will be tagging some people who regularly turn up on my feed:
crowley and aziraphale are like these old rich married-all-but-legally gays who realize there’s something missing from their life and a dog isn’t enough
but it’s the 80′s/90′s and there aren’t a ton of secure legal avenues to go through so they come up with the whole “raise the antichrist to stop the apocalypse” thing as an elaborate excuse to start a family without tipping off the homophobes

